nastycute:

"Oh God, I just want to die. Everyone hated my magic tricks. I was just trying to make friends through illusion and showmanship, and instead they all called me retarded and threw tater tots at me. I hate this school. "
Photo by Heather Harter.

nastycute:

"Oh God, I just want to die. Everyone hated my magic tricks. I was just trying to make friends through illusion and showmanship, and instead they all called me retarded and threw tater tots at me. I hate this school. "

Photo by Heather Harter.

(via collegehumor)

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

image

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wild-guy:

Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.

(via tyleroakley)

vodka-vortex:

Hilarious dancing reactions to “You are NOT the father!” on Maury

(Source: owl-vortex, via vibruhtor)

g-iggle:

jzammito:

me in Spanish class

spanish class

g-iggle:

jzammito:

me in Spanish class

spanish class

(Source: dvrkn, via cumsock)